Starship Troopers:
This movie was only created on the fact that teens could go see a movie without either of them being bored, but the acting is terrible and the it's the fucking corniest movie I've ever seen. Basically a group of aliens see how much the human race is full of fucktards and decides to blow up 4 billion people. Unfortunately they didn't do a good enough job because a bunch of rednecks come along and basically are like “let's go kill every fucking bug we see, america rulllesss!!” If you're a red neck, and you like sci-fi, you'll love this shitty movie. If you're a red neck, and like sci-fi but hate this movie, congrads, you don't qualify for a full frontal lobotomy.
Pecker
This movie was made by that guy who made that movie Pink Flamingos, it's a result of what happens when you smoke too much crack and pot at the same time, then become a full blow again christian. I'm not sure what the fuck this movie is Suppose to be. It's about some douchebag who wants to be a photographer and supports family values or some bullshit so he takes photos of women dancing in a strip club and becomes a new york artist? Then it turns into some balitmore vs. new york shit and we all know how much of a rival baltimore is. Not only does the movie lack direction and sense, but it's hypocritical in it's sense of existence since the creator once stood for the same thing. I guess if you make a movie and hit it big the only way you can do that is if you become a fucking tool.
Crash
Do you know who David Cronsdieaseburg is? If not skip this part, because it's going to fucking make your head explode. No, this isn't the Crash that got several oscar awards or whatever, this is the shitty crash. It's about some dyke/pervert transsexual who goes around with his other transsexuals who take pictures of bloody car wrecks then fuck each other. That's it. There's no other story. Apparently Croneburger thinks that sex and violence are one in the same, that's the point of this movie. I hope that he finds a way to put his own dick and bite it off with his teeth, that would be the ultimate expression that would make everyone happy.
7) All of the Star Wars movies
I'm so fucking sick of Star Wars. It's been so rehashed and shown over and
over again, unlike star trek that actually has the material, wookie look-a-like and creator George Lucas admits he has no ideas for the series and it will not go beyond the death of Darth Vader because he's probably ran out of any good ideas he had and doesn't want to admit how much of a shitty writer he is. Not only did it take him over 20 years to come up with a new trilogy, but now there was an equally SHITTY star wars CG that ripped off the idea of someone else's star wars arc the clone wars. Hey, wasn't there a movie also called “attack of the clones”? I don't know about any Star Wars plot lines, and I don't care. Write me about the plots and I won't read them.
All the Godfather movies
When I watch a godfather movie, I can't help but feel the sensation of the a large presence pushing me down into the deep depths of dreamland. The movie is boring as shit. And has even more shittier film quality. And not to mention it doesn't even acknowledge Part 3 because I guess it sucked so much ass the creator went emo and threw a temper tantrum about it. This happens a lot with artists, very unoften do you see an artist admit that they made a mistake bec-ause they think it makes them less of a genius or some bullshit.
That's the first 5 I'll give you the next soon.
